Fuck Yeah Personals

• 2010-09-21

  Meet the Strangler

  Strangler McSTRANGLE

  Hiiii IM A WOMAN ABUSER BECAUSE I HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM

  ROB SCHUESZLER, AGE 26, HEIGHT: 5’5, CAUCASIAN, BROWN HAIR BROWN EYES, IS A WOMAN ABUSER. HE TRIED TO STRANGLE HIS LAST EX, AND HAS A LONG HISTORY OF DOING THIS TO HIS GIRLFRIENDS. ALL WOMEN PLEASE HE WILL HURT SOMEONE ELSE, HE IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A VICTIM.
  
  

  http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/msr/1958388083.html

  Uh ohhh. Looks like somebody’s got a hater, or maybe this dude is a strangler, a trojan misunderstood. Contact him, find out for yourself-after all he is looking for his next “victim”. HOLLA!

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  Meet the Snuggler

  Snuggie McSnuggg

  In need of a snuggle mate

  I’m attracted to older women, always have. I’m a clean, groomed, professional. I miss snuggling. Interested in meeting an older lady for occasional lunch partner and snuggle. Not for everyone. But if you are an independent spirit, that only needs an occasional snuggle boost, this might work. If you are interested and may like to have lunch or coffee, let’s talk it out.

  

  http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/msr/1962318505.html

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  Meet the Jokester

  Jokey McJoke

  ★…I’m Too Sexy for your Cat…★

  Did I make you laugh!?!
  
  That’s really all I want in a relationship!!!
  
  To laugh with you, not at you ;-)))
  
  Seriously, All I want is somebody who is fun and funny, and let’s have fun together!!!
  
  You know what I look like, so if you are interested, write back to me and include a photo.
  
  Jake

  

  http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/m4w/1965016563.html